To prove that there are so many ways to die in Fallout 4, I decided to do part two! For those of you who didn't watch Part 1, check it out now and then come back. Now that you're back, and assuming you've made my day, here are ten more ways to die in Fallout 4.
1. STEAL DEATHCLAW'S EGGS
The fastest way to make an enemy is to climb into a nest and touch a mother's eggs. It doesn't matter what it is, but if it's a Deathclaw in Fallout 4, you're asking for trouble. By trouble, I mean the quickest way to make sure your funeral happens.
2. THE ASSAULTRON KISS
You remember Assaultron, don't you? He topped my previous list, and he's back in action. What if this time, Assaultron came and kissed you and sent you into the sunlight? I know the kiss of death is just a phrase, but for Assaultron, it's a reality.
3. DRINK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
All you wanted to do was crouch down and drink a good old molotov cocktail. It's too bad Fallout 4 doesn't have a sense of humor, because if you do, you'll die a violent death, and yes, I mean a violent death!
4. TRY TO STEAL A TANK
Hey, I just thought of a brilliant idea. See that tank over there, surrounded by several soldiers with ammunition? Let's go and steal the tank from them! Too bad when the guy did that, he was shot in two seconds.
5. THE INVISIBLE WALL
This is perhaps one of the few ways to die that is not out of sheer stupidity. For some reason, when you play Fallout 4, you sometimes run into an invisible wall that kills you. With all the other dangers in Fallout 4, isn't it scary to think that you can be killed by something you can't even see?
6. THE MYSTERIOUS STRANGER TURNS HIS BACK ON YOU
You know that if the mysterious stranger in Fallout 4 had any guts, he'd turn his back on the user when he looked at him. As Stone Cold Steve Austin used to say, you can't trust anyone, and this is painfully, literally proven in Fallout 4.
7. SWIMMING IN ELECTRIC ARMOR
I'm not a scientist, but I think that if a heavy object goes in the water, it will sink. Do you think this is a fair assumption I just made? If so, then don't go into a body of water with electric armor. However, if you are stupid enough to do so, be prepared to drown.
8. DON'T DIE OPEN INSIDE
No, you didn't just read proper English, but this is a message written on a door in Fallout 4. However, if this door opens, a bloodbath will ensue. The problem is that the blood will only come from you, because you don't stand a chance with what is behind that door.
9. THE WORLD'S WORST JEDI
If you suck at playing Star Wars, don't make the mistake of trying to be a Jedi in Fallout 4. The result, as simple as it sounds, will be a brutal massacre.
10. CONVINCE THE SUICIDAL NOT TO KILL THEMSELVES
All you've tried to do is help someone who is about to commit suicide. But what do you get for all your trouble? An absolutely impossible death that you have to see to believe.